Posts Tagged ‘Sukka4Luv’

Jul
15/09
This Week in Kemp’s Corner….
Last Updated on Monday, 3 August 2009 05:44
Written by wedontgiveawhat
Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

We Honor Antonio Cromartie with the "Rain-Man" Award

He is the first and foremost, he is the alpha and the omega, ladies and gentleman, he is: Shawn Kemp. The most explosive dunker of our lifetime, six-time NBA All-Star and FIBA gold medalist, Shawn Kemp is the Rain(aka Reign) Man. He made it rain on the NBA hardwood for 14 seasons, but he made rain off the court from the hardwood at least nine times with seven different mommies, making him one of the most prolific scorers off the court in the modern era.
Shawn, we salute you, and here at Kemp’s corner, we seek to identify and honor those brave young heroes who seek to honor your hallowed tradition.

Today we recognize Antonio Cromartie, starting cornerback for the San Diego Chargers. Antonio is widely recognized as one of the league’s most talented young corners, but suffered an off year during the 2008 season. Why? Well apparently, Antonio had other things on the brain, as he was just a little distracted:
“Last year my head wasn’t in there,” Cromartie said. “I was dealing with my kids and their moms. It had my mind somewhere else.” Cromartie has been named in at least five paternity suits in the past two years. He acknowledged it hasn’t always been so, but he is trying to take care of them financially. “It took me awhile to man up and say, ‘I gotta do what I’m supposed to do,’and accept my responsibilities,” said Cromartie, who is not married or engaged to any of the mothers. “I can’t point a finger at anybody else. I made a lot of bad decisions my first and second year in the league. I point a finger at myself.” There are a lot of directions to be pulled when you have seven kids living in five states.
This could explain why Antonio played the entire 2008 season with a broken hip, despite warnings from his agent, and even against the advice of Deion Sanders, his idol and mentor. Cuz love comes and goes, but those child support payments? Child support don’t go NOwhere.
We salute you Mr. Cromartie, you are this month’s Rain Man. So whip out that stack and make it rain on them baby mommas Mr. Cromartie, and go earn like you’ve never earned before.
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Jul
13/09
Murdered by His Suga Dumpling??
Last Updated on Monday, 13 July 2009 07:51
Written by wedontgiveawhat
Monday, July 13th, 2009

They tried to tole you. Never turn a h#$ into a housewife. But it is now suspected that Arturo Gatti’s wife is his murderer. Police suspect that 23 year old Amanda Rodrigues, wife of Arturo Gatti, is in fact the murderer of the late 37 year old boxing legend. Brazilian authorities report that Rodrigues may have strangled Gatti in his sleep with the strap of her purse, and may have even stabbed him the back of the head with a small knife(Oh dear). While these allegations are only allegations at this time, police state that Gatti’s wife is their “only suspect.”

Gatti, who will forever be remembered as a beast in the ring, was allegedly also a beast in the strip club, and met shorty when she was just a fresh booty-popper. Now while warned by everyone around him that he was making a serious mistake with this relationship, apparently Gatti just could not relinquish the challenge of trying to tame society’s wildest and most unpredictable creature: the drop dead skrippa.

Now while I really wish y’all fools would share your sukkaluv exploits, I know you won’t, cuz you all think you’re IceBerg Slim. But be honest, have any of you pimps(in training) ever tried to tame the savage beast known as the stripper? Hmnn? Any wins out there? Losses?
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Jul
11/09
In Sukka4Luv News….Reggie Bush & Kim Kardashian a Wrap?
Last Updated on Saturday, 11 July 2009 01:18
Written by wedontgiveawhat
Saturday, July 11th, 2009

They’re saying it’s a wrap. The fine snitches at mediatakeout are claiming love don’t live here anymore. Talkin bout she was applying pressure on the marriage and dude wasn’t feelin it. Dunno how true this is, but regardless, it does lead to an interesting topic.

Now despite having one of the finest slices of punani out on the open market, RB has been gettin clowned repeatedly in the court of public opinion because of his chick’s, ummmmm….history. However, if the rumors are true, and Reggie does cut and run now, the question is, does Reggie get his stripes back??

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