The Primary objective in any first date should be “Beatation without representation. But even the best of use have to postpone our love dance for the second or third date. Well if you committed any of the crimes below, don’t even waste your time waiting for that call. ” If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you’re already dead!”
1)You wore a leather sport jacket with Jeans- Thought it looked good on Russel Simmons. Yea you could rock that too right? Wrong! When can you wear a leather sport jacket? When you first name is Steve and you last name is Jobs. Or your a senior member of the Russian mafia. Or your father is the king of Saudi Arabia. Otherwise keep it simple.
2)You Brought Her To Red Lobster- Hey nobody love some cheddar bay biscuit more than I but, unless she is sixteen and brought parental supervision, leave Red Lobster for the fishes.
3)She ordered sex on the beach…You order sex on the beach- Come on leave the mudslide for your Wednesday movie night. As Tony Braxton said “just be a man about”. Order a man drink even if you don’t like it. Remember what the primary objective is.
4)You Forgot Her Name- I have fell into this tar pit many times. You just order you second henny double shot. Your in the middle of that story when you smoked a cigar with Castro. Then she hits you with ” I bet you don’t even remember my name”. Even if you did know the name, such a sneak attack will always leave you paralyzed. I write the names on my hand like Sara Palin. Trust me it works!!
5)You itemise the check- You know who you are. When the check comes you stop the conversation to talley up all the drinks on the table. You take out you glasses and phone calculator to work out the tip. Oh Dear! When you see the check coming start to prepare your poker face. Take a quick glance(no more than .5 seconds) at the bill. DONT STOP TALKING. Throw the bread out like it was Klenex tissue. Now you have a chance.
6)You Flirted to Much With the Waiter- A little “flirtation” is always good. Show her a little wit. So her a little cockiness. Don’t go overboard!
These are just a few pitfalls that occur on a common date. If you can avoid these reasons you might get that rise and shine call you have been waiting for…Try not to be this guy below!
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