By The Duke of Kings County

Today we must venture into the lame zone.  I know y’all supercool cats don’t wanna go there, but we all find ourselves in “the zone” once in a while.  So humor me.  Now usually, the lame tag is reserved for the male persuasion, as our abundance desperation, or total lack of it, usually drives us to varying degrees of lamedom.  But we live in a new day, and we here at wedontgiveawhat.com are equal opportunists.  And recently, we’ve found that the better looking half of our species is equally capable of journeying into the lame zone.  Who knew that women could be lames too?  Because in this corner we have Natalie Nunn, of Bad Girls Club fame.  Not sure what this show is, but I know that it’s not a girl-girl p$rn.  Actually, I think it’s safe to assume that it’s just something that bad girls like to watch.  Well, I don’t know how bad this girl really is, but if you’re Chris Brown, she’s been very bad, because she’s attempting to snitch on her cooter, and Chris Brown doesn’t seem to be interested in entertaining the idea at all.

Now, we’re all familiar with the phenomenon of the clown who dry snitches about his sex; a common phenomenon due to the fact that men are thirsty.  Thirsty for cake, thirstier for pumpum, and thirstiest of all for something that a man covets even more than the good hole.  What’s that you ask?  What could a man be thirstier for than the precious punnie?  Simple. The big “P.”  Otherwise known as props.   Because the only thing that feels as good as that precious gushie is the acknowledgement and respect of your dumb ass friends, as well as the respect of a bag of people who you probably don’t even know or like.  And there’s no better way to pump up your props than to snitch on someone with more props than you.  I can’t really explain why, but it’s kinda like the Highlander. Click the see more button to read the whole article

Snitching on your dick is certainly lame, but socially accepted. But lying?  Lying on your dick is a crime, a usually punishable by death(if her brother is psycho), and, more importantly, punishable by the death of your reputation.  Why on earth would a man lie about some pumpum that he hasn’t even enjoyed?  It’s weak to snitch, but it’s just sick to lie.  As for a female lying on her pum-pum? I’m pretty clueless on that one, considering that there are so few precedents.   That isht is just, just – well, I mean, it’s just – unheard of.  I’d love to tell you, but I don’t even know what the penalty is for that isht.

Well anyways, apparently, something happened between Nunn and CB, cuz they were caught on camera by the paparazzi or something, and it seems that the dry genital gossip community got curious.  So when someone asked this young bad girl whether or not she beat Chris Brown, shorty must have thought that it was something it wasn’t, cuz her lips got looser than Superman’s (Shaq’s) bottom lip after a free throw.   The problem is, when the question was directed toward CB, dude caught amnesia, and rejected that allegation like Superman(Dwight Howard version) in the paint.

Now, when the average man lies on his dick, he lies about getting the pumpum.  But to lie about not getting it? Damn.  Such behavior is very rare, and only reserved for cases of cross-eyed chicks, chicks who accumulate creamy moisture at the corners of their mouth, and chicks who have to wear bras below their bras.  Oh yeah, and chicks who ain’t your girl. But most women go a lifetime without having their name drop-kicked like that.  I mean, isn’t the idea to have dudes actually wanting to say that they were lucky enough to score on with you?

But hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, and Natalie Nunn was a bad girl to begin with.  So what do you do when someone rejects your name?  You snitch harder.  You go on the radio and tell.  You go online and tell.  And then?  You reach for the naked pics.  Cause even though you put your name out there, his name is worth more than yours.  And if you can’t be famous, why not be infamous?  You ain’t got nothin to lose.  That’s right folks.  Its Bad Girl time.

So who gets the lame tag in this matchup?  It’s a tough call.  I don’t think that Natalie Nunn is a liar, I just think that she’s a snitch.  Lame?  Ehhh……Yeah.  Maybe a little.  Or maybe a lot.  But it’s kinda whatever.  Cuz whether he beat or not, he did deny the pussy.  And even slizzies bad girls gotta save face sometimes.

Now as for Chris, it doesn’t really matter if he’s a liar or not, cuz he ain’t trying to make a name, he’s just trying to protect it.  But the lame flag got pulled well before the alleged perjury.  See, if you’re gonna beat something that’s not your status, make sure that she’s down with the program.  Your name is your fame, and nobody should be allowed to eff with that.  And attention whores do NOT fit the criteria(see Shawne Merriman).  And pictures??  Pictures?  C’mon man!  Even porn stars actors like Halle Berry don’t take isht off for a camera unless there’s a check with some zeroes on it(see Levi Johnston).  You gotta treat your dick like it’s straight platinum, and make sure that she does too.  So to let a chick that you’re not even gonna claim have such irrefutable evidence of the deed?  Sorry CB, but that’s just lame.

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